Will I ever be able to enjoy a full night's sleep?
Do I dare to believe that this could be the Cubbies year, for really?
Why is US Weekly so infatuated with Heidi and Spencer? Why is it that I even *know* who these people are and have to look at their completely staged photo ops every week in my magazine?
What is the fascination with Wii? Should I even risk finding out for fear of being completely sucked in?
